Dear reader: You opened what Mr. PATP?
Me: The box
Dear reader: What box?
Me: You know, the "it's finally here" box.
Dear reader: He's forgotten to take his medicine again. WHAT BOX YOU IDIOT!?!?
Me: Hehehe...I opened it. On video.
Dear impatient reader: Now I've had it! WHAT FREAKIN' BOX?
Me: You'll see tomorrow.
Dear impatient reader: Screw this jackass. How do I unfollow someone?