Dumb Blogger

The following is a semi-coherent recreation of the internal conversation a certain blogger had around lunchtime yesterday. 

Sweet.  New blasters. 

Crap, I don't have the money to buy that stuff. 

I have to buy one.  The best insert in the history of cardboard is in there somewhere. 

I can't.  I'll have to wait.  Maybe I can get some in trades this week.

I have to buy one.  Just one.  I need those inserts.  All of them.

No.

Yes.

NO.

Yes.  We both know who's in charge here.  And it ain't you.

Ok, just one then.

No, two.  I'm getting two.

No idiot.  Just one. 

I've already got two in the basket. 

You don't have a basket idiot.

You know what I mean.

Put one back.

No. 

Yes.

I won't. 

DO IT. 

Ok, I'll put one back.

Wait, you still have two. 

I know, I was going to get three.

Idiot. 

I was on the second pack of the second blaster before I realized it was Gypsy Queen that had the Collision at the Plate inserts, not Heritage. 

Idiot.

I'll post the results tomorrow after I scan the cards.