I was trolling the late night Blowout forums and came across a cheap lot of drunk legends. The buyer took mercy on me and included one non-liquorfractor. I guess it was supposed to sober me up.
It's funny that the one non-liquorfractor was Ty Cobb.
After only one drink of Cognac, Joe DiMaggio is looking good. Must be all that Mr. Coffee.
After two drinks, I'm feeling a little batty. Don't get in my way Carl Yastrzemski.
Now I'm getting downright belligerent and I'm ready to swing away.
I'm done for. I'm bumbling...
...and down for the count.
I really need to organize my shinys from 2011. I have a bunch, but don't know how many I have or need.