A story is making the rounds of the local (DFW) news stations this morning about a lawyer who has filed a continuance in a court case that has him scheduled to be in court today. The problem is that he has tickets to Game 1 of the World Series and needs to be in San Francisco.
The best quote in the story is this one.
It could be the best legal motion ever filed. After all, what other legal document will ever say, "It should be pointed out that A-Rod, also known as A-Fraud, took a called third strike to end the series and secure the pennant for the Rangers?"
And people say all lawyers are scum. I say this guy has his priorities straight.