The scene: Any generic Dallas/Fort-Worth neighborhood.
The players: A 40 year-old PATP, riding his BMX bike, carrying a donation can.
PATP throws his bike down on the lawn, approaches a door and rings the bell.
PATP: "Excuse me sir, would you like to make a donation to the KCL Fund?"
Man: "What is the KCL Fund son? Is that a charity that helps people with knee problems?"
PATP: "No sir, the KCL Fund is much more important than simple ligament damage. The KCL Fund gives 100% of it's donations to Keep Cliff Lee in Texas. We need every possible dollar to Keep Cliff Lee from going to New York. Can you help?"
Man: "Son, after watching the ALDS, I'm going to give you a blank check."
PATP: "Thank you sir, I have a feeling that's what it's going to take to get Mr. Lee to sign with the Rangers. A blank check."