I get the metaphor, but I don't like the imagery. Before Dayf gets upset by that post title, let me be clear-it says horse, not pony.
Anyway, you've got until around midnight central time to get your entry in for my three contest posts. Sorry I can't link to them when I'm posting with this evil IPhone.
Maybe if I get a new one, SIRI can help me.
Good luck, I'll post a winner tomorrow.